scout66
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To american chopper:
There's a truck driver who lives in Chicago, IL. His nickname is american chopper. One morning, he hears a voice in his head. The voice says,
"Quit your job, sell your truck, take all your money, and go to Las Vegas."
He ignores the voice.
Later in the day, he hears the voice again.
"Quit your job, sell your truck, take all your money, and go to Las Vegas."
Again, he ignores the voice.
Soon he hears the voice every minute of the day.
"Quit your job, sell your truck, take all your money, and go to Las Vegas."
He can't take it anymore. He believes the voice.
He quits his job, sells his truck on ebay, takes all his money, and flies to Las Vegas.
As soon as he steps off the plane, the voice says, "Go to the Rio."
He goes to Rio.
The voice says, "Put all your money into a World Series of Poker entry."
He puts up his $10,000 and buys an entry into the WSOP.
He goes to his assigned tournament table.
The first hand is dealt and the guy is dealt AsAd.
The voice says, "Go all in."
He pushes his entire $10,000 bankroll into the pot.
Three players call.
The dealer lays down the flop which is 8h9h10h.
The voice says, "Fuck."
Naposledy upravil scout66 dne út srpen 29, 2006 11:07 pm, celkově upraveno 1 krát |
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american chopper
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